How, you ask, did Parker already lose his clothes so early this morning? I'll give you a hint. It had something to do with the toilet.
Gavin shoved too much toilet paper down the toilet and plugged it. He didn't know what to do when it wouldn't go down, so he continued to flush. I was only 15 feet away, but by the time I got to him, he had already done 3-4 consecutive flushes.
The whole floor was soaked with a half inch of water, which Parker quickly ran in to play. (Yes, it is most definitely set for the sanitizing temp!)